The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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