That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I love having hate sex.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize