love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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