Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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