I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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