Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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