love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
This is the high leading the old right now
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Success! We fucked roommates!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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