Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
