Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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