I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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