Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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