We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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