I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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