I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
