Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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