I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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