his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just pee around me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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