I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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