You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
