umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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