Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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