Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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