i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Couch. On fire.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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