It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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