He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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