Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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