it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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