Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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