I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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