Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
