I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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