Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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