JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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