i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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