I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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