What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This baby is an asshole
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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