i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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