we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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