fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this boner is exhausting
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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