I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
So. Much. Porn.
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