my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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