I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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