Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
