I want to have your abortion
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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