after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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