I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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