in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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