sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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