This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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