Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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