Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize