Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
