sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We need to get me chipped asap
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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