I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize