bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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