I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Do plants get herpes?
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