Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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