dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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