Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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